18 Times We Seriously Questioned Cosmo Sex Tips

Seriously though, have they ever even had sex?

  1. 1

    "Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other… you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle."

  2. 2

    "Very softly bite the skin of his scrotum."

  3. 3

    "Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to 'sponge paint' his entire body. Then lick it off."

  4. 4

    “Take a few of your favorite erotically appealing flavor combinations, like peanut butter and honey or whipped cream and chocolate sauce, and mix up yummy treats all over his body."

  5. 5

    "When my girlfriend found a tear in her sheet, she pulled my penis through the hole, and we had sex with the material separating us. The fact that the only parts of our bodies that touched were our naughty bits made it feel forbidden."

  6. 6

    "Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in."

  7. 7

    "Tickle his feet with your nipples: climb on top of him in reverse cowgirl position, then bend over until your nipples reach the tops of his feet. …Yowzah."

  8. 8

    "Firmly hold the bottom of his shaft in one hand and slowly push it towards the base. (Imagine you're pushing his penis into his body)."

  9. 9

    "Chew a small piece of mango… then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him."

  10. 10

    "Keep a spray bottle filled with ice water next to the bed, and give each other a strategic spritz to extend the encounter… Aim for the nerve-packed, thin-skinned areas on each other's body, such as the nipples."

    How could this possibly go wrong?

  11. 11

    "Wear a cinnamony lotion or perfume. The smell of cinnamon buns increases men's blood flow 'down there.'"

  12. 12

    "As you're eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, 'See how I'm devouring this piece of meat? That's how I'm going to devour you.'"

  13. 13

    "Record your voice on your cell the next time you have a solo session. Then, send him the audio file in the middle of the day, with just the text, 'Wanna hear me do this tonight?'"

    And just hope he doesn't respond with, "Who is this?"

  14. 14

    "My girl changes her look when we have sex, like by keeping her jewelry on or wearing her hair differently. It's like I'm making love to a new side of her every time."

  15. 15

    "Place your fist knuckles-up against the area right behind his testicles. Quickly shake your fist to send powerful vibrations into his prostate gland (aka, the male G-spot)."

  16. 16

    "Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects."

  17. 17

    "Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body — his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs."

  18. 18

    "Dab lube onto your palm, cup it over the head of his penis, and twist gently but quickly, like it's a tiny doorknob."

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