24 Reasons Why MEN Should Be The Ones Who Get Pregnant

Because let's face it, they need to know what it feels like!

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    Because they already have a beer belly at 30 anyway, might as well make a baby come out of there.

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    And it always seems like they're "eating for two".

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    They already crave fattening food all the time.

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    Because they could use a good reason to stop drinking and smoking for a while and start taking better care of themselves.

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    Because it's much easier for them to pee if they have to go to the toilet every 20 minutes.

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    And it’s easier for them to pee on a stick too.

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    And in a cup.

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    Because they already have a hairy belly.

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    Because listening to men complaining about pregnancy pain would be just hilarious.

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    And they look nicer in a backless hospital gown.

    Well, kind of.

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    Because it would finally make them REALLY care about using birth control.

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    And birth control pills should be for men anyways.

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    Because - Hormones!

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    Because they already have their Thanksgiving dinner pants! Now they could wear them for 9 whole months.

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    And they deserve to get some stretch marks too.

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    Because they look great in maternity photos just as much as women.

    Here are some more examples: http://imgur.com/a/km7N0#0

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    Because we obviously want to know where the baby would come out of (anatomically speaking).

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    And let's not forget - it's about time men knew what true pain feels like!

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    If they can actually handle it...

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    The joy of 9 months filled with nausea, back aches, swelling and mood swings is not something women should keep to themselves!

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    But the real reason why men should get pregnant....

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    ...Is because they deserve to feel that special and wonderful connection...

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    That a mother and her newborn feel just after birth.

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    (But there's also the pain. Let's not forget about that.)

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