The Baseball Metaphor For Sex: Nine New Examples

First Base and Beyond is an Urban-Dictionary style book that expands the baseball metaphor for sex. We know what it means to get to first base, but what's a double play? We've got 24 HOURS left in our kickstarter to publish the book. Below are 9 examples read to you by the lovely Kara Monaco, the 2006 Playmate of the Year. Buy a book, put your name in it, get a playmate autograph, submit your ideas. Benefits Save-The-Tatas that literally saves second base. - http://kck.st/1O2mSGi

  1. 1

    Batting Helmet

    Men, please, protect your wood.

  2. 2

    Choke Up

    Try not to cough.

  3. 3

    Strike Out

    Keep your chin up.

  4. 4

    Wave Him In

    Sprint, before she changes her mind.

  5. 5

    Foul Tip

    Some girls prefer it?

  6. 6

    Bullpen

    Wash your hands.

  7. 7

    Up and In

    Enjoy.

  8. 8

    The Kickstarter Video

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