The Best Of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Wisdom

Silly string is not a nasal spray and guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"

  1. 1

    Coffee is not for kids

  2. 2

    There are plenty of businesses like show business

  3. 3

    Over forty & single is not funny

  4. 4

    Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal

  5. 5

    I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten

  6. 6

    Frankincense is not a monster

  7. 7

    There was no Roman god called "Fartacus"

  8. 8

    Grammar is not a time of waste

  9. 9

    Vampire is not a career choice

  10. 10

    The capital of Montana is not "Hannah"

  11. 11

    A person's a person no matter how Ralph

  12. 12

    Hot dogs are not bookmarks

  13. 13

    Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"

  14. 14

    Cafeteria trays are not toboggans

  15. 15

    Silly string is not a nasal spray

  16. 16

    Sandwiches should not contain sand

  17. 17

    Loose teeth don't need my help

  18. 18

    The truth is not out there

  19. 19

    Underwear should be worn on the inside

  20. 20

    Goldfish don't bounce

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