The Best Of Bart Simpson's Blackboard Wisdom
Silly string is not a nasal spray and guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"
Coffee is not for kids
There are plenty of businesses like show business
Over forty & single is not funny
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
Frankincense is not a monster
There was no Roman god called "Fartacus"
Grammar is not a time of waste
Vampire is not a career choice
The capital of Montana is not "Hannah"
A person's a person no matter how Ralph
Hot dogs are not bookmarks
Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"
Cafeteria trays are not toboggans
Silly string is not a nasal spray
Sandwiches should not contain sand
Loose teeth don't need my help
The truth is not out there
Underwear should be worn on the inside
Goldfish don't bounce
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